Hello, this is Kaidan Tansu of the Elsewhere Philatelic Society. Below are four ongoing situations regarding the EPS that you may decide to take an interest in.
Becoming A Member Of The EPS. I recommend doing this first. The information you will need is located down this page a bit and also here.
Jimmy. The president of the EPS has gone missing. After you've registered to become a member, I suggest looking into this unfortunate circumstance. I have compiled a convenient "to go" PDF factsheet from the correspondence of Timothy Q. Pepperscratcher (the EPS president emeritus). Also, Mailman Miek has created a map of the area that may help you.
Hexnodes. The EPS has made use of an alternative network in the San Francisco area when situations call for discreet communication. To help unlock Hexnodes, please send EPS email at the address mail [an "at" sign] stampsfromelsewhere.com and you will receive a reply in the indeterminate future.
The Peculiar Scholarship of Dr. Bedcannon. The EPS is proud to announce the unveiling of "The Peculiar Scholarship of Dr. Bedcannon", #7 in the Psychedelic Philatelic Adventure Series (collect them all!). In conjunction with the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art and the Koret Visitor Education Center, the EPS cordially invites you to experience the galleries of SFMOMA as Dr. Bedcannon INTENDED THEM TO BE EXPERIENCED. Have you ever wanted to question an institution's extant reality? Dr. Ytterbium G. Bedcannon has! You'll follow in his footsteps as he recontextualizes every object within the museum to match his whimsical and questionable views. Bedcannon's walkabout can be enjoyed Thursday through Tuesday, in the Koret Visitor Education Center (2nd floor), from January 15, 2012, until such time as the SFMOMA grows weary of its urban whimsy (likely a day in August).
Hello! Hello there! Here is how you can become a member of the EPS! It's free, and fanciful!
Good news! The Elsewhere Philatelic Society is now accepting applications! The process is relatively straightforward and will take only about an hour of your time! Here now is a "self-serve" method for you to apply for membership! Read on to learn how to unlock the key to the door to the room that contains the keys to the doors of Philatelicism!
First, you're going to need the application! Here it is! On the left, a minimal one-page version in black and white! On the right, a glorious two-page color version! The choice ... it is yours!
Here are some audiostamps! There are seven different stamps! You should get all of these stamps and put them in a portable audio device to take with you! Listening to the stamps now would destroy their value!
If you don't have a portable audio device, take this two-page transcript!
Finally, get to San Francisco, California! Now you are ready! We await your completed application! Good luck!